Things I learned from @adamlambert this summer:

1. He keeps his kaleidoscope in his pants.

2. His voice will bring me to tears during Soaked and Aftermath...always.

3. When he says he won't be kissing anyone on stage it means he will be kissing, licking AND dry humping his pretty kitty of a bass player.

4. He has the most epic dancers and the most epic band to ever exist.

5. Sometimes he free balls it...I approve.

6. Haircuts = air conditioning

7. He likes to attach his vest to his pants.

8. He is responsible for 436,348,370 pregnancies throughout the world as we speak.

9. He is a human disco ball.

10. He smells like a rainbow.

11. TongueDiving is the new StageDiving, get into it.

12. Overpass slash intersection = stage.

13. Sometimes slaughterhouses can be fun.

14. Tequila on stage is sometimes necessary.

15. More is more.

16. Z nips were pierced. Z nips became not pierced again. Either way "Nipplegate 2010" was hella fun.

17. Dreadlocks are epic. #raygay

18. Love....we should connect with it.

19. All top hats should be adorned with the maximum amount of feathers at all times.

20. We all have foot fetishes now...each and every one of us. :P

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