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Lilly · @SillyLillyy

13th Jan 2011 from Twitlonger

"You Broke Up With Me"

My idea of Taylor Swift's song to Jake Gyllenhaal. Read it with a sense of humor

I had an album out, you had a new movie
This will be great PR or so our publicist said
Everyone loved us ever since we debuted

Now I’m in my room
I’m picturing you as my white knight
The one who’ll kill the monsters and hold me tight
I can’t wait for the moment; we say “I do”

But now we’re over
Was it cus you’re older?
You’re now a bachelor,
Maybe I’ll go back to Lautner
But until that day comes I’ll be writing a song
Telling you of all the things, you did wrong

You should have know, I write about all the celebs I dated
That’s why people like to buy my music
Now the world will hate you since
You broke up with me
You broke up with me

It’ll be a huge hit that will be bought by all the teens
We dated a few months but I’ll pretend it was to be
I’ll say you brought this on yourself
When I call you sleazy

Now we avoid each other when we’re both in town
And I’ll tell girls that guys only let you down
I’ll say I’m fine
Yet I’ll cursed you on TV
I’ll say you should’ve know better than to mess with a girl like me

I’ll say this is for closure
But it really for the exposure
You’ll be the villain and
I’ll be the victim
Crying on the floor, writing a song
Telling you of all the things, you did wrong

You should have know, I write about all the celebs I dated
That’s why people like to buy my music
Now the world will hate you since
You broke up with me
If you date another, I’ll call her a fat whore
If we’re at an award show, I make sure to ignore
Cus Jake....
You broke up with me
You broke up with me

Oh
I remember you calling up my house in the middle of the night
You told me we were over
And I started to cry
I’ll start to write some song
Try to find rhymes for Jake
Wondering why we broke up
Cus I’m sure it wasn’t me

You should have know, I write about all the celebs I dated
That’s why people like to buy my music
Now the world will hate you since
You broke up with me
If you date another, I’ll call her a fat whore
If we’re at an award show, I make sure to ignore
Cus Jake....
You broke up with me
You broke up with me

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