UPDATED. How @thedavidcook got into a WWF battle w/ @aswinn's editor, @JJones6. Heee!

@aswinn Trying to get my @thedavidcook piece down to word count. Cutting an ancillary word here & there is torture. (Sorry @jjones6, but it is!)

@Jas5809 @aswinn u cld alwys rite in Twittereze n we'd undrstnd u, as long as u lv @thedavidcook quotes "intact"

@aswinn @Jas5809 LOL. Love this idea

@Sassycatz @aswinn Don't cut out the words "heartthrob" or "sultry."

@aswinn @Sassycatz I misread "sultry" as "slutty" and I was wondering what I'd missed!

@AdamsLisa @aswinn of course, I'd also be happy to take on @thedavidcook in a game of WWF too...

@aswinn @AdamsLisa I don't! But @jjones6 has been telling me to. Think I need to get on it, as I'm always one for another method of procrastination.

@JJones6 @aswinn I totally understand. It's like choosing between your children. Maybe @thedavidcook himself could help us?

@aswinn @1ofeach Ha. He gave me a sidebar w/some great adjectives - asked him for it bc of his word-nerdiness.

@judy_pollack @aswinn Never enough words for him. And I'm saying that as an editor!

@aswinn @JJones6 I actually think we should embark on a campaign to get you two in a Words with Friends face-off. I bet @thedavidcook would kill it.

@JJones6 @aswinn I'm up for that challenge. I take mercy on no one when it comes to WWF. Bring it on, Cook!

@thedavidcook @aswinn @JJones6 CHALLENGE!!!

@JJones6 @thedavidcook @aswinn Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong. When you're ready to show me what you got, Mr. Cook, DM me your WWF name.

@aswinn @thedavidcook @JJones6 I fricking knew it. (David - this is my American Way editor: go nice so she gives you more word count.)

@aswinn @JJones6 @thedavidcook I'm thinking money should be wagered. Me on Jessica's side vs. all of David's fans. J- still think we can take them.

@Jjones6 @aswinn @thedavidcook [Opens wallet] I have three dollars to contribute. I'm what you call a "high roller."

@aswinn I'll donate check from @americanway piece to charity of choice in winner of WWF battle btwn @thedavidcook vs. @jjones6. Who else is in?

@itsjustMare @aswinn David Cook fans are a giving bunch as u will find out soon. I'm in. U need to just keep us informed of how the game is going.

@aswinn @itsjustMare They def are. He and I talked about it when I interviewed him.

@JJones6 WWF vs @thedavidcook is on. Began w/a 16-ptr. He countered w/51-pt Bingo. In the words of Ron Burgundy, I immediately regret this decision.

@aswinn @JJones6 @thedavidcook I will stand by you until the bitter end, J. I'm also here for cheating/consultation/ego salvation.

(An hour or so later...)
@JJones6 @thedavidcook I'll send game updates @ DC since I know all interested parties follow him/so as not to bug my other followers (the nerve).

@JJones6 @thedavidcook After four rounds, score is David: 142, me: 127. Will try to keep game/updates going tonight but must go to a dinner! Argh.

@aswinn @JJones6 Stay strong, J. All it takes is a triple-letter X. (And I don't mean that in an XXX way.) @thedavidcook


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