LadyCurd · @LadyCurd
15th Apr 2014 from TwitLonger
(Today loudly In a public toilet) "I've got a sloppy bum"
"Erm maybe don't talk about it so everyone can hear but you can always tell me or daddy or someone who can help you if you do need help *quietly*.... (thinking granny, nursery staff etc who can help with bum wiping)
"....Like Spider-Man!!!"
Cue me and woman in next cubicle bursting out laughing. Yup Spider-Man will always help with sloppy bums if you need him too.