Tonyo Cruz · @tonyocruz
27th Jul 2014 from TwitLonger
WEATHER FORECAST (English): #NoynoyPH to slam country on Monday #SONA2014
Weather Forecast for July 28, 2014
Announcement of Protest Hashtag for SONA 2014
#NoynoyPH to hit country on Monday
Most destructive man-made disturbance #NoynoyPH (international name: Thief Executive) has entered the Philippine Area of Responsibility.
Based on all available data, #NoynoyPH is expected to unleash its full force at 3:00 pm on Monday, July 28, with the eye of the storm passing through Batasan Pambansa in Quezon City (coordinates: 14.6933° N, 121.0944° E).
#NoynoyPH has maximum sustained DAP funds of P237.5 billion and gustiness on top of over P1 trillion in presidential discretionary funds.
The whole Philippines is now placed under Signal Of National Anxiety (SONA) No. 5.
The general public in Quezon City and across the country are advised against possible flashfloods and landslides due to #NoynoyPH’s heavy rainshowers of lies and half-truths, and thunderstorms of applause from his pork barrel partners and beneficiaries in Congress.
Likewise, all those living in the Daang Matuwid areas are alerted against destructive storm surges-like incompetence lasting up to two (more) years, if #NoynoyPH is not impeached, forced to resign or ousted.
Defenders of the rule of law, the Supreme Court and the Constitution are also advised against adverse effects of #NoynoyPH.
The public and their organizations are advised to take appropriate actions and brace for #NoynoyPH through protests.
In anticipation of supercalamity #NoynoyPH, authorities have suspended classes in 38 Quezon City schools, assigned 10,000 anti-riot police and 500 soldiers, and laid down concertina barbed wires along its path.
Next advisory will be issued on July 28, 12:00 noon.