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Peter Vas · @peter_vas

1st Aug 2014 from TwitLonger

letter to editor suggesting Domino's Pizza try iconic South Indian dishes:


Dear Sir or Madam,

Apropos to the unsavory introduction of local and regional variation of cuisines from so-called multi-national companies like Domino's Pizza that strive but fail to understand the South Indian markets, we the undersigned convicts awaiting bail release, from Palayamkottai Central Jail, Roundtana, Tamil Nadu, submit herewith in triplicate, regional variations of Pizza recipes, just as our own ammachis and appathas in our coastal native villages bordering the great Bay of Bengal ocean would have envisioned for their own grandsons currently counting the rusting bars here in this deplorable jail. This is the heavenly food and nectar that we dream about, having to our heart's content, on our release dates:

1. Kotthu Pizza with Salna, served with choice of காணத் துவையல் or Venkaya Pulusu

2. Pizza Palasu - left-over pizza, soaked overnight in dilute buttermilk with bits of finely chopped onions, green chillies and curry leaves served with choice of one side-order of Gongura Chutney or Payaru Thogaiyal or Maria's Cherupayar Thoran

3. Pizza-do-Pyaza - buy two medium-sized onions, get large pizza and drink free, Choice of 500 ml chilled Bovonto or Rooh-Afza sherbat in tall glass served thanda with one cherry.

Please do the needful,

yours obediently,

Palani Muthuvel aka Net Baniyan Puli - unlawful entry into Nayantara residence, Kumbakonam
Chandra Kumar aka Samsung Galaxy - Tearing Amma poster, Salem
Xavier Pandian aka Periya Koil - all-round rowdy-sheeter, Thoothukudi
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