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Gleb Bazov · @gbazov

1st Sep 2014 from TwitLonger

Truth or fairy tale? What do you think? - #NOVOROSSIYA #UKRAINE


There was once a man who lived in Donetsk, but he was registered in Kiev. His grandmother lived there, so he was registered at her apartment. This situation should be familiar to many Ukrainians.

So, several days ago, he got a call on his mobile from a district conscription centre, and was invited to attend “with two pair of underwear, an empty cup, promptly at eight …”

A dialogue followed:

- You must excuse me, but there is no way I can come in!
- But why?
- Well, first of all, I am not in Kiev, and, second of all, I already serve in the army!
- And where do you serve; what’s the number of the military base; which conscription
centre mobilized you?
- I am a volunteer, I am fighting in the Vostok Brigade, the Army of Novorossiya!
- That’s good! And when will you be in Kiev?

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