ROTFL!!
Kejriwal launches an Android App (on Google Play store) exclusively for "internal volunteers' use".
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details…
What does this app do? Instead of telling you what this app does, let me give you a "user experience" walktrough.
Scene: Doorbell rings "Ting Tong". You open the door and find a salesman holding a broom.
Salesman: Good evening sir/madam.
You: Good evening. I dont want any brooms. You can leave.
Salesman: No no. You are mistaken. We are here to offer you an opportunity to save our country.
You: What?
Salesman: You see, the PM of our nation is a mass-murderer and the ruling party is communal.
You: But Supreme Court gave clean chit to him.
Salesman: Sab mile hue hain. Supreme Court is also BJP agent. Election commision is also BJP agent. They created 3 lakh fake voters and that is how Modi won, whereas if it was a honest election, our mufflerman would have easily won. Our mufflerman is going to set things right and give swaraj to India. We are his foot soldiers who are traveling all around the country to collect funds for his initiative.
You: I am not interested.
Salesman: Why? Trust me. All donations are transparent. (He takes out his smartphone, opens the "AAP Ka Daan" app). Look at this. I am a trusted foot soldier of AAP, and using this app, I will provide you digital receipt also.
You: Sorry, I am not interested. I don't have cash.
Salesman: No problem. Using this app, we can accept credit card or cheque also. Please donate. Do you know about 26/11 Mumbai attack? Look at this photos. Such gruesome incident.
You: yeah, 26/11 was unfateful tragedy. I feel sorry for those victims.
Salesman: You are so caring. Can you donate Rs 2611 in the context of 26/11? I will enter it in this app and give you a digital receipt.
You: Why? Are you going to send those Rs 2611 to the victims?
Salesman: No. It is our party anniversary today. So the money you send will go to our party HQ. We are planning to cut a large cake for celebrating our 2nd anniversary. Credit card or debit card is also fine. Our Android app "AAP Ka Daan" accepts net banking also. Please donate.
You: <what will you do?>
By: Guru P.

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