Chill E.B. · @Chill_EB
23rd Apr 2015 from TwitLonger
Where's Shelly?
Hahaha, I was asked that question several times: "where's Shelly"?
Given the fact I only know of one person with that name, I assumed they were speaking about my friend who lives here in town. I've never met anyone else, and I don't know of anyone else with that name.
Shelly is the wife of a friend of mine who lives near San Francisco. They have 2 grown sons and a daughter. They also have (I believe) 4 grand children ages 2 to 11 including a set of twins.
When I responded that I spoke to her (and her husband) several days ago and that they were all doing well, I was called a liar. (LOL)
Really? I just saw them recently and people who don't even know us don't believe that??
One person from Austin, Texas (who appears to be bat shit crazy) called me a liar and a few other choice names. (LOL)
One fool posted a comment on Weak Whiney People's forum saying "Chill E.B. got busted", an apparent reference to my song, Y'ALL BUSTED.
Some ignorant responders began giggling and getting all giddy (like 9 year old school girls at a Justin Bieber concert.)
When in fact, the only person I know with that name is at home enjoying her grand children.
(Don't worry strange people - I will be certain to tell her that the whole world is asking about her!)
PS: #TheJokeIsOnYou #DontAskAgain #ImLaughingAtAllOfYou #LOL #LMAO #UnClear #ThisTweetIsHellaLong #HahahahahahahaPLOP #JustLaughedMyAssOff