Simone Kalel BA BEd · @redteekal
15th Oct 2016 from TwitLonger
Not my story but a great one! Border Collies - they have your back ;)
A tail of skateboards and poo!
So today I took my boys for a nice walk and ended up at the train station which is a quiet area in the bush.
As we were walking along the footpath two young boys on skateboards decided it would be fun to try and scare us by zooming past us and almost knocking me over.
My eldest dog was getting quite scared so I asked them if they could please not skateboard near us to which one of them replied "F u ". So I replied back with "grow up and have some respect" and he proceeded to keep swearing at me so my youngest dog started growling at him so I said "stop swearing at me or I'll let him off his leash and he will bite your arse off"!
Boy went white!
Whilst we were exchanging pleasantries my eldest dog did the biggest poo I have ever seen in my life right on the footpath.
Swear boy decides to skate past me again (not noticing poo) and rides the wheels of his skateboard right through poo!
Picks his skateboard up and puts it over his shoulder and poo ran all down his back and through his hair (he didn't notice and I was pissing myself laughing).
He gets in the train unawares that he's covered in dog poo! My youngest dog runs up to my eldest dog and licks him on the face as if to say " well done". I clean up remaining poo and wave to boy as he gets on train giving me the finger!
Moral of the story is BCs will shit on you one way or another if you mess with their owner!